Cocks & Condoms: Rightsized?
I have never wanted to be the guy walking up to the counter and asking for Trojan Magnums or brandishing one like a gold doubloon in a trick’s bedroom. It just always felt a bit douchey to me. That said, wrapping before tapping has not always been the easiest thing for me to do, especially in the heat of the moment. So, I have wondered about trying them. Then, one day, I was settling in between the legs of a rather hot bottom. This guy was tight, toned, tanned, and peach-furred in all the right places. He had come-get-me eyes, a toothy grin, and was man enough to get hot for bottoming. But, when I got him to his waiting-for-it breaking point, it took me like two minutes and two condoms to get my cock wrapped.
He was patient, and he manged to keep cool, meaning keep himself hot, while I struggled with the roll-down. After the fucking, he sweetly said it was worth the wait. Given how I had made him moan, I think he was being sincere (By the way, if you read this, text me, pal.). As we wiped off and got dressed, he asked why I didn’t just use Magnums. As he asked me this, I recalled all the nights when a bottom lay before me–waiting–waiting–waiting to get fucked as I fought with a condom that was too tight for my cock. So, here’s my rationale for why you might want to put humility aside and try Trojan Magnums.
A condom that does not fit well can ride up on your shaft, and this is not a good fit for riding. Before you know it, especially if you’re duration fucking, the condom slips off and you become an Accidental Barebacker. The word play here is the point–accidents happen, and it only takes one to put you at risk. A rightsized condom supports safer sex. The other horrible thing that can happen with a poorly fitted condom is that it can disappear inside your bottom, especially if you’re punch fucking. This is something that definitely kills the mood.
Speaking of killing the mood, a poorly fitted condom just takes too damn long to put on. This leaves you fingering your cock when you could be filling your bottom. This was the problem in the story I opened with as I sat there fiddling with the wrong sized tool for the job. I have especially struggled with those free condoms–the one’s you find at the back of bars or from health clinics. For some reason, these are usually smaller. They wrap over your head but will not slide down the shaft. This is the same poorly fitting condom that can rip while you’re trying to fit it. Hence, why I needed two condoms in the story above. Nothing kills the moment more than having to say: “Hey, pal. I just ripped the condom, let me go get another one.”
Few things can be hotter than when two tops play together. Suddenly, a condom appears, and as it is ripped open, no one knows who’s going to be wearing it. Before long a decision is made, and someone gets fucked. A poorly fitted condom takes too long to fuss with and cools the top’s heels before you get them in the air. Or, you are with a shy bottom or a guy you didn’t necessarily “go there” with yet. You work him this way and that way. Before you know it, his eyes are saying–fuck me. You reach for the condom, slip it on, and put in him before he loses that look in his eyes. This kind of seamless fucking cannot happen with a poorly fitted condom.
Trojan Magnums are larger than standard condoms, which can be a good thing for you. I prefer Magnum Thin, which I think is the thinnest of the Magnum line. They fit while still allowing for safety, comfort, and sensitivity. Don’t be too shy or humble, you gotta rightsize your condom to your cock, so just buy a box and try them out.
